February 2012
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Why is it whenever I start drinking
I get really, really into Neil Diamond?
Oh yeah, it’s because I’m really into Neil Diamond when I’m stone-cold sober too.
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So I'm kind of liking this Rocky Anderson dude.
Will someone please point out all his flaws to me?
I don’t think I can handle putting my faith in a presidential candidate.
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Things I'd like in my life right now:
- Whiskey (this will be taken care of shortly)
- Some solid skateboarding weather, and a decent place to ride
- A puppy. Preferably boxer, though I’d be down for some husky action.
- To have enough cash to finally open my store and/or a complete indifference to bankruptcy
- John Peel’s record collection
- A ‘62 Airline Res-O-Glas
- For Boards of Canada to release a new...
People who can't get into poetry upset me.
Poems aren’t boring, you’re just reading the wrong ones.
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WatchPrince - Let’s Pretend We’re Married
On a unrelated note;
“Nightcall” seriously is the best driving song since “Radar Love.”
I think I need someone new
to talk about the infinite possibilities within our universe and how trivially insignificant all of us are in the grand scheme of the Cosmos.
So, a customer came in today and asked me
where we keep our electronics.
My day job happens to be working Loss Prevention at Best Buy.
She was very, very serious.
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So, according to the internet,
I’m a INTJ.
The internet still thinks Chuck Norris is relevant and Ron Paul would make an excellent president, though…so I don’t know if I can trust it.
My head hurts to the point that
it makes me want to puke.
I’m not too into painkillers, so my solution to this is going to be pizza and beer. Let’s see how it works out.
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Florida Representative blames Obama for making it... →
…he doesn’t actually believe the President has any real impact on oil prices, or that driving a Hummer will EVER be cheap, does he?
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Please vote for me in the Karmaloop Model Contest.... →
desireexelyda:
hauntedlikeahouse:
desireexelyda:
Hey friends!! Please vote for me and re-blog to help your girl out!! All it takes it 1 click and you can vote once every 24 hours!
please vote and keep her as number one!!
Heck yes! Still at #1 for the ladies. Please keep the votes & re-blogs coming!!
So I passed reblogging this originally because, let’s face it, this is...
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Seriously considering
dropping a portion of my tax refund on a Teisco.
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animalsbeingdicks:
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
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Staring Contest
animalsbeingdicks:
Ricky’s techniques were a bit unorthodox, but you don’t become world champion starer without using a few tricks.
dayoldbluesfinkel asked: I like your musics and your blog is well put together sir. Cheers from Saint Louis!
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“Walking through the city streets,
Is it by mistake or design,
I feel so alone...”
– Sylvia Plath
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