How The Midwest Was Won: Archive

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May 28th

You know the best part about the start of summer?

Sharing my room with giant fucking spiders that lurk in every corner, just waiting for me to let my guard down.

May 27th

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May 27th

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May 26th

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Someone take eBay away from me.

Just purchased a lovely 70s Hondo III acoustic, and a 1960’s Checkmate (read: Teisco) acoustic, with three pairs of strings each….for about the price of three pairs of strings.

May 26th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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You know, if the GOP spent as much time on the...

as they did attacking the LGBT community, women, POCs, poor people, and…well…everyone who’s not a rich white man, I’m pretty sure we’d be in a new Golden Age.

May 24th

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Finally saw the Avengers tonight.

Totally not familiar with the Ultimate universe, so I thought I was going to see some Skrull action. Still…fucking amazing movie.

May 24th

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 23rd

Totally just applied to be an Assistant Editor for...

Girls will still find me cute, right? Fuck it, who cares? It’s Marvel Comics.

May 23rd

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The Maxim 100 is really...really white.

Like, whiter than Conan O’Brien wearing a cardigan and wayfarers and driving a Vespa to New England to pick his own fruit.

May 22nd

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May 21st

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May 21st

My hometown is way too god damn small.

I shouldn’t be running into 18 year olds who know the same people I do.

May 21st

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I can't help but think things in Chicago would be...

if some of these cops had picked up some Camus and Tolstoy instead of just dozing off in their high school literature classes.

May 21st

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It's kind of cute how the media is ignoring all of...

Did I say “cute?” I’m sorry, I meant pathetic.

May 21st

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May 20th

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May 20th

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May 19th

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May 19th

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May 19th

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May 19th

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May 19th

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It's nice and all that you're interested in...

and I think it’s pretty swell that hey, you like my work and want to see me reach my potential. But if you’re not going to actually…you know..pay me for my work, you can kind of just fuck off.

May 19th

Greece: Many police voted for the Golden Dawn... →

golden-zephyr: Nikos Michaloliákos, the leader of the Greek party Golden Dawn, now seated in parliament, believes the information about the gas chambers and ovens of the Nazi concentration camps is all lies. I can’t understand why this isn’t bigger news.

May 18th

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May 18th

Lost Grrrls: The House has passed the GOP's... →

hellbentforleather: newsweek: newsweek: Just happened. So what bill is that? “House Democrats say the Republican-authored law would raise requirements to prove domestic violence and sexual assault, erase confidentiality protections for immigrant women and alert abusers when their victims seek help. They say it would eliminate a path to citizenship for immigrant victims who cooperate with...

May 18th

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The odds are pretty good that

if you start your sentence with “I’m not (racist/sexist/whatever) but..,” you probably shouldn’t finish that thought.

May 18th

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May 18th

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Is there a way to explain disco to someone

that doesn’t end up referencing cocaine? Because I can’t think of one.

May 18th

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May 18th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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So, I used to think that people who opposed...

That, maybe, the concept of two people of the same sex sharing their lives together was too new of an idea of them, too foreign to their understanding that their brains just couldn’t process it, so they feared it. I’ve realized though, more often than not, that’s not the case. People don’t oppose same-sex marriage because they’re afraid, they oppose it because on...

May 17th

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So, my beard smells like whiskey.

I am very okay with this.

May 17th

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