November 2011
I really can't wait
until people stop caring about Nicki Minaj.
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
Or, it’d pay for one-hundred thousand pizzas.
That’s three pizzas a day, for 91 years.
October 2011
Dear Herman Cain,
when you’re being accused of sexual harassment and essentially bribing your victims into silence, it’s probably not a good idea to go from outright denying any knowledge, to vaguely recalling the incident but offering no details.
It’s also probably a bad idea to ask the reporter questioning you “Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?”
I’m not...
alkaline trio is playing on new years eve at the...
sheshalf:
oh my fucking god.
that’s a dream.
i have nobody to go with :(
but apparently there will be a midnight toast with the champagne of beers!
Definitely tempting; I don’t know if I’d be able to commit to a NYE show before these tickets undoubtedly sell out, though.
Dear Girl At Work in the Cat Costume,
That is clearly a fox tail. Please try to stay in the same genus.
Thank you.
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Pretty sure I'm getting sick.
I never get sick.
Buzzkill.
You know...
I remember this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles playing hardcore video being a lot better than it actually is.
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Seriously though;
a woman who can recite Sexton and Whitman from memory, and has no problem discussing at length the work of Faulkner and Gogol is far, far more alluring than an ample amount of cleavage ever will be.
So much shit to do before 11am...
But fuck it, it’s almost Halloween, I’m watching Suspiria.
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somos lobos, no ovejas: Media is overrated. →
thisshitisallracist:
pixelatedpanda:
Remember when Halloween was fun? Know that it still is? Yea. Remember when THE MEDIA NEVER BITCHED ABOUT COSTUMES BEING RACIST!? Those. Were. Good. Times. Now apparently dressing up as a Geisha or a Mexican is racist. Really people? Come on!…
Is this seriously an argument? “Hey, these racist things were totally cool…until everyone...
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So, I guess my friend covered a Taylor Swift song.
And Taylor heard it, and tweeted him.
And then ran into him at the grocery store. And got backstage passes.
And I guess he’s going to ask her out at the show. My friend’s totally going to bang Taylor Swift.
So, apparently, the NYPD is blaming a jump in... →
Maybe if you guys didn’t spend your time brutalizing civilians for exercising their rights…you wouldn’t be having this problem.
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So, I bought a DSLR on the cheap.
Anyone have any ideas on how to get the most out of it, also on the cheap?
Attempting to do handstand push-ups
failing horribly.
So, I made a fake profile on a dating site
claiming to be a girl. No pictures, no misleading information, nothing of the sort. Just a “Hey, trying this out, let me know if you want to talk.”
I wanted to see if internet dudes were really as creepy as they’re made out to be.
My conclusion? They’re not.
They’re so much worse. :(
I just ran into someone who claims
they’ve never heard of Mozart or Bach.
Stop the planet, I want to get off.
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I really shouldn't be listening to music before I...
I was going to hit the sack like, an hour ago.
I want to finish off my night with a quality tune, but each song links with another, and then another and I just want to go to bed, damn it.
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My heart might always be in Chicago,
but god damn do I hope St. Louis crushes Texas.
Anonymous asked: You and I share very similar music tastes - do you have any music-oriented tumblr/blog recommendations?
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It’s entirely valid—and healthy—for readers to vocally object to a review. But...
– The Grid TO | The spirit of ‘79 (via desnoise)
There's something I don't get about hipster...
Authenticity. It’s, for some reason, a huge issue. People can’t understand why hipsters like what they like, and seem to take offense when these individuals start to enjoy something that they’ve been digging for quite some time.
And every time, it goes the same way; these hipsters are accused of being bandwagon jumpers. They discovered these things after they were cool, so...
My part of Oakland is full of poor people. There’s at least one murder a week....
– @el_gallo on BoingBoing.com (via lordmoudemort)
READ.
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aliciathekiller asked: give anon some credit. it's easier to call someone out for "talking down" to them than it is for them to wrap their mind around the fact that we're made of the same shit as stars. haha. really though, that's one thing i don't understand about creationists; the refusal to accept any fact we DO know at this point. granted, we don't have it all figured out, but to...
Anonymous asked: Using an Ad Hominem as justification for your point isn't very effective. In the future I would read essays and articles written by the actual Creationists to form your opinions, instead of the criticism Evolutionists print. Your arguments seep with college-bred elitism. However, I respect your opinion and am aware discussion via tumblr is less than effective. So, I make my exit.
Anonymous asked: I like that you're debating intelligently, but I'll say it for you. Stupid people are too stupid to bother arguing with; they have their heads too far up their own butts to hear another point of view. Good on you for being civil and knowing what you're talking about though.