April 2011
Anon the fuck out of me.
kyleejones:
http://kyleejones.tumblr.com/ask
i’m going to take a bath. i never have anons.
Why the fuck not? I’m bored. Get at it, anons.
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It's probably a bad thing
when I start thinking of working retail as Maggie’s farm, right?
feralchildren asked: I have a question, and it is:
How do you be so cute?
How do you be so cute?
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Silencer.: Sometimes I get jealous of people... →
vicalicious:
saymadison:
And then I remember in 2 more years, I will have a degree… and they will still be bummin’ on the beach. Initially it seems great, but how long can that satisfaction last?
Madi, you couldnt be more dumb.
I just finished school, now I have education, you know where thats taking…
Yeah, honestly. I generally dug college and I’m glad I got my degree and...
I kind of want to shave off my beard...
And just rock a mustache.
But I can’t help but feel like I’d look like a mix between Rivers Cuomo and a date rapist.
March 2011
Oh wow...
Multiple references to scat and I gain followers?
Weird.
pizzawolves asked: I wish more females would take sasha's approach to liberation. There is no better way to further the women's rights cause then to swallow miles of cock while getting sodomized. Ass-to-mouth is, by far, the most effective political tool in this arsenal followed closely by a colon creampie, or several in the same session for that matter.
I do agree with her that the social...
I do agree with her that the social...
WHEN THE GOING GETS WEIRD, THE WEIRD TURN PRO:... →
howthemidwestwaswon:
riskykitten:
spookular:
So, drinking your own piss makes you feel empowered, beautiful and strong? Huh.
yeah, i think there might be some psychological issues embedded in some of the people into more deviant sexual acts. people defend it all the time, and it’s…
Sasha Grey does get put up somewhat without merit as some sort of feminist icon, and there’s a...
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So, let me tell you all about a date I had the...
Friday, to be specific.
I was in Chicago last weekend for the Godspeed You! Black Emperor show that Saturday, and I needed something to do to kill a night, since all my friends were working. I hopped online and shot a message to this girl I met on OkCupid, because I’m told this is where gentlemen meet ladies these days. Anyway, she replies back fairly quickly and she’s actually...
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This doesn't make any sense..
Saw Paul in theaters tonight, and now I want to quit my job.
oh wait, never mind. I always want to quit my job.
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Dave Bixby - Drug Song
andysandimas asked: LOL! love your little dino suit :)
My latest love
combing my beard.
Damn this shit’s relaxing.
So, I guess 9% of my vistors use Internet...
Please do yourself a favor and download Firefox. I can’t in good conscience let you continue.
I don't understand how a site with as much hype as...
can have so many tech problems.
I mean, goddamn.
I should move to Canada.
Sounds like a fucking plan to me.
Hey, pssttt
Part of the body positive thing and accepting that the concept of beauty is an ever-evolving abstract concept is that shaming a woman for being skinny is the same thing as shaming them for being fat.
You’re still being an judgmental asshole in the end. And, let me tell you something, I might not have a uterus but this skinny thing is far from what it’s cracked up to be. You want...
I just realized
that like every girl I’ve ever dated, with the exception of one, has been a Scorpio.
Weeeeeeeeeeird.
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Newt Gingrich fears America will become a secular...
Link courtesy of CNN
While you might deplore Gingrich on being an absolutely vile excuse of a human being (which he most certainly is), you’ve got to admire his chutzpah. I mean, let’s look at this quote:
“I have two grandchildren: Maggie is 11; Robert is 9,” Gingrich said at Cornerstone Church here. “I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle...
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Booker T and the MGs - Mrs. Robinson (Simon and...
“People have been hearing fantastic stories since time began. The problem is,...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I'm completely unable to delete music once it hits...
No matter how rarely I might listen to, or how much it sucks, once it’s on my harddrive it’s not coming off.
This is why I’m currently listening to Sondre Lerche, who I totally forgot even existed.
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Lykke Li - Melodies and Desires
Just got back from Godspeed
Seriously the most beautiful thing I’ve ever experienced.
Things I don’t like: Lengthy train delays
Things I do like: Being back in Chicago
Three hour train ride today...
But fuck it; I’ve got some Scott Pilgrim, Harold and Kumar, Hemingway and a flask.
If Boy Scouts taught me anything, it’s always be prepared.
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So, I can't help but notice Tumblr's put a "Donate...
I also can’t help but notice I totally didn’t see it there yesterday.
Little late to the game there, Tumblr.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-20) →
Saves the Day (10)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (5)
Modest Mouse (4)
The National (3)
Regina Spektor (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Downtown Sound lineup at Millennium Park, Chicago. →
silenceofthesirens:
Iron and Wine, Ted Leo and Low will be among the headliners when the free Downtown Sound music series returns for its third summer at Millennium Park. The series, presented by the Chicago Department of Cultural Affairs and Special Events with the Chicago Office of Tourism and Culture, will present 10 free concerts at 6:30 p.m. Mondays from May 23 through July 25. The lineup...
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Detroit Loses 25% of Its Population in 10 Years
Courtesy of CNN
Detroit could probably use another Eminem boost following Tuesday’s news that it lost 25% of its residents from 2000 to 2010.
You may remember the catchy Chrysler ad during January’s Super Bowl.
To the sounds of a jangly guitar, the rapper drives through the city’s gritty streets, telling the viewer, “This is the Motor City and this is what we...
Did I suddenly get attractive or something and not...
I don’t get it.
Girls confuse me. :/
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Brand New - Upward Over The Mountain (Iron and...