June 2011
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Chopped is making me want boar..
Where the fuck am I going to get boar meat?
Girls are being ironic when they say they're not...
cause I’m pretty certain every female from 18 to 36 says the same damn thing.
May 2011
So, I bought myself a laptop today
It was sort of a necessity, as much as needing any computer is a necessity. I splurged, of course, because I can’t justify dropping that kind of cash on something I’m not going to truly enjoy, and I won’t lie, it’s a pretty bitchin’ device.
But I still kind of feel shitty spending that kind of money on a single device that, quite frankly, I could do without. And...
“We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love; first to their...”
– Albert Camus, A Happy Death
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Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
Play that guitar like...
Well, my computer died.
Welp
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“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been....”
– Isaac Asimov (via themadeshop)
So, apparently Sarah Palin's film likens her to...
Let’s only hope her career takes a similar turn.
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Titus Andronicus - No Future Part III: Escape From...
R.I.P. Gil Scott-Heron
You’ll be missed.
Just got back from The Hangover Part II
wait.
this movie was supposed to be bad?
Cause it was kinda excellent. Most excellent, even.
Attention cute girls,
Please, please use you instead of u, are/our instead of r, know the difference between they’re/their/there, and so on.
You’re breaking my fucking heart here.
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I think I might be broken..
My friend was asking me what I’d do if I won the lottery, and the most outrageous thing I could think of was “go back to school.”
Why did no one tell me Sarah Palin commissioned a...
The two-hour movie — the existence of which was first reported by RealClearPolitics and confirmed by CNN — is the work of conservative filmmaker Stephen Bannon.
Bannon was first approached by Palin and her staff after last November’s midterm elections and asked to produce a series of videos that would highlight her record in Alaska, an attempt to recover her “maverick” brand...
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I can now safety say
I hope the Mavs beat the Heat so badly during the Finals that LeBron retires
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I feel like reviewing something.
You folks should probably give me suggestions. I’ll keep it short and sweet.
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I actually have more people following me...
than I am following people.
this has never happened before. I don’t know how to feel.
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Officer shoots unarmed 14 year old, has history of...
Shortly after a supervisor told Daniel Alvarado to stay with the victim of a minor assault and not search for the suspect, the school district officer ran into the backyard of a Northwest Side home with his gun drawn.
Moments later, Alvarado fired his weapon, killing an unarmed 14-year-old boy.
The November incident was not the first time the officer had ignored an order, according to records...
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Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy - Strange Form...
As I'm sure all of you are aware right now
Two days ago, the city of Joplin, Missouri was devastated by an EF5 tornado estimated at roughly a mile wide. 124 people lost their lives in the storm, countless others suffered injuries and even more lost everything they had.
75% of the city has suffered serious damage. There’s been reports of pavement ripped from the ground, puddles of blood pooling on the streets, and entire...
You know, I should just become an alt-country...
I’ve got the beard, I know a handful of chords, and I’m a fan of whiskey.
Pretty sure I’ve got it made.
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You know, people's fasination with murderers...
I went to school with one myself. She’s not interesting by any means.
bitch was just crazy.
Had a Brazilian dude come into work today.
His English wasn’t the best…but we spent like a half hour talking about tropicalismo and Brazilian psychedelia.
It was pretty amazing.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
Tyler, the Creator (4)
LCD Soundsystem (3)
Morrissey (2)
Radiohead (2)
L. Ron Hubbard (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You know…I should probably get some reviews going.
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You know, thinking about it..
I know a disproportionate number of really attractive girls. Like, every girl I regularly talk to falls at least in the “pretty damn cute” range.
I have no idea how this happened…but I’ve got to say, I’m a fan.
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littleroundmirrors asked: they really fucking are.
my mom wanted to trip them as they were leaving. ha.
i mean, c'mon, a Cocoa Puff? what are they, 11 years old?! ugh. fucking christ.
my mom wanted to trip them as they were leaving. ha.
i mean, c'mon, a Cocoa Puff? what are they, 11 years old?! ugh. fucking christ.
