July 2012
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Why can't everything sound as good as
mid-90s emo/post-hardcore?
I mean, Boys Life, Jawbreaker, The Gloria Record, Penfold, The Get Up Kids, Mineral, Moss Icon, Indian Summer, Braid, Knapsack, Rainer Maria, I Hate Myself, Christie Front Drive, Jets to Brazil….do you really need anything else in your life?
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The American Analog Set - You Own Me
Dear dude who thought it was a good idea
to leave his dog in the car for thirty minutes in the 90+ degree heat;
You’re kind of a giantic asshole. I hope terrible, terrible things happen to you. Calling the cops on your ass was the most satisfying part of my day.
aaaaaaaaaannnd nevermind;
I decided to check out the author of the post’s page, and right on the front, he has a post saying poor people are poor because they want to be.
So, apparently he’s just not too bright.
Remember this day.
glitter-femin1sts:
returntothestars:
georgiaboybornandraised:
the Supreme Court upheld Obamacare. Our great country, is truly, sadly, and irreversibly headed in a downward spiral.
I hope all you fuckers are healthy and if you’re not, then get healthy before 2014 because after that, medical care is going down the shitter.
Enjoy the grave you’ve dug for yourselves all you bleeding heart...
So, all my suit jackets and blazers are a little...
I could get them tailored, but that sounds expensive, so fuck it…I’m just hitting the gym.
I can't help but feel like
Frank Ocean is going to be responsible for more unplanned pregnancies than Barry White by the time his career is over.
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Awesome;
So I went to use my debit card yesterday to buy a drink, and it was declined. Weird, I thought, but my bank’s doing some computer work so hey, it happens right?
apparently, no, it doesn’t. Checked my account today, and there’s a $560 preauthorization charge for Walmart.com. A site I’ve never, ever bought anything from.
and of course, there’s no one working at...
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Totally just applied for a librarian's assistant...
paying $40k a year, with awesome benefits
Maybe reading books will actually pay off.
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Dear Polyvinyl,
why do you have to ship my records to Missouri before I can get them? I live like, two and a half hours away from you, we don’t need to complicate things here.
I’m sure Kevin Barnes and the Kinsella brothers owe you a favor or two, maybe you could have just had them deliver my purchase by hand? I’d totally let them crash at my place and maybe split a pizza.
There’s...
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Roky Erickson - Night of the Vampire
So I'm pretty sure H. P. Lovecraft got the idea of...
from a house centipede.
Woke up to one of these things just chilling on my ceiling above me. Promptly nearly shit myself.
How is it that Ron Paul has ended his campaign...
and I’m still having to argue with motherfuckers about just how much his policies actually suck?
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Murder by Death - One Man’s Shame (William...
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So, I was talking to this girl on OkCupid
and we were talking about literature; mostly about my impeccable tastes (her words, not mine.)
But as the discussion went on, I found out she didn’t know who Ernest Hemingway, Albert Camus, or Jean-Paul Sartre were. Like, she wasn’t just unfamiliar with their work, she had never heard of those names before.
and then I instantly lost any attraction I had to her. This probably...
So Republicans think saying "vagina" in public is...
inothernews:
Republicans live in a weird alternative universe.
NATO 3 Indicted. The Charges: We'll Get Back to... →
occupyallstreets:
Causing even the judge to express bewilderment at the prosecution’s unusual withholding of a new indictment against the NATO 3, Brian Church, Jared Chase and Brent Betterly, a grand jury in Chicago yesterday returned the indictment after they were arrested for allegedly planning to recruit people to throw Molotov cocktails at police stations, attack Obama campaign...
Michigan lawmaker barred for "vagina" comment in... →
A Michigan lawmaker said support and campaign donations were rolling in Friday, a day after she was barred from speaking in the House because she used the word “vagina” during a debate on an anti-abortion bill.
Rep. Lisa Brown, a Democrat from suburban Detroit, was silenced after Republicans who control the chamber said she violated decorum. While speaking Wednesday against a bill...
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So, some girl at work today told me
that I look like I have a nice cock.
first off; what?
secondly, is this really something you say to someone you’ve just met?
thirdly, how the fuck are you going even have the slightest of hint with these very unflattering work pants?
If this level of awkward is anything like what girls experience on the daily, I apologize for my gender right now.
