jenfacts asked: Come to San Francisco!
I’m not sure if I could do San Francisco. I’ve always had this weird sort of contempt for California, I think because I’ve always hung out with a bunch of Cali kids, and they always tend to talk shit about the Midwest. I mean, I’m sure if I actually tried it, I’d love it, but it’s like Birthday Cake ice cream; no matter how good it is (and that shit is fucking delicious), it just seems weird.
That, and I’ve heard San Francisco is expensive as fuck to live in.